You Can Step In The

Sylvia Loved Secrets And Even If She Didn't Have Any Secrets She Made Sure That You Thought She Did. Amelia Had No Secrets, Amelia Knew Nothing. When She Grew Up She Planned To Know Everything And To Keep It All A Secret.

It's Been Said That The Men In My Books Have Been Absent, Or Weak, Or Creepy.

She Should Have Done Science, Not Spent All Her Time With Her Head In Novels. Novels Gave You A Completely False Idea About Life, They Told Lies And They Implied There Were Endings When In Reality There Were No Endings, Everything Just Went On And On And On.

Why Do Cats Sleep So Much? Perhaps They've Been Trusted With Some Major Cosmic Task, An Essential Law Of Physics - Such As: If There Are Less Than Five Million Cats Sleeping At Any One Time The World Will Stop Spinning.

I Spent Four Years Doing A Doctorate In Postmodern American Literature. I Can Recognize It When I See It.