You Can Say 'thanks,' And

I Just Know Keeping Track Of What I'm Doing And Where I'm Going Is Important To Me.

Clothing Sizes Are Weird, They Go: Small, Medium, Large And Then Extra Large, Extra Extra Large, Extra Extra Extra Large. Something Happened At Large, They Just Gave Up. They Were Like, 'i'm Not Doing Any More Adjectives; You Just Keep Putting Extras On There.' We Could Do Better Than That: Small, Medium, Large, Whoa, Easy, Slow Down, Stop It, Interesting, American.

Nothing Wise Was Ever Printed Upon An Apron.

I Love Steven Wright. I Was In High School In The '80s, And There Was A Lot Of Stand Up On Television.

If I Were Blind, I'd Wear A Blindfold All The Time.