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A Man Must Pay The Fiddler. In My Case It So Happened That A Whole Symphony Orchestra Often Had To Be Subsidized.

My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words, But Not For Arguments.

When Archaeologists Discover The Missing Arms Of Venus De Milo, They Will Find She Was Wearing Boxing Gloves.

The Good Die Young, Because They See It's No Use Living If You Have Got To Be Good.

Mr. [john] Barrymore's Smile Was The Smile Of An Actor Who Hates Actors, And Who Knows That He Is Going To Kill Two Or Three Before The Play Is Over. I Am Not An Actor-killer, But I Like My Hamlets To Dislike Actors, If You Know What I Mean, And I Think You Don't.