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When I Can No Longer Create Anything, I'll Be Done For.

I Remember Confuting One Of Westminster's Favourite Maxims, "better The Devil You Know Than The Devil You Don't". In The Annals Of Popular Wisdom, This Is One Of The Most Cretinous Sayings I Have Come Across.

Scheherezade Is Easy; A Little Black Dress Is Difficult.

"where Should I Apply Perfume?" A Young Lady Asked. "where You Want To Be Kissed."

I Love Luxury. And Luxury Lies Not In Richness And Ornateness But In The Absence Of Vulgarity. Vulgarity Is The Ugliest Word In Our Language. I Stay In The Game To Fight It.