You Can Be As Beautiful

When Writing Comedy, You Have To Have The Confidence To Believe That There Is Only One Type Of Relationship In The World, And We Are All Having It, That All Men Behave In The Same Way And So Do All Women.

You'll Go Out Of Business If You Think People Are Stupid.

If Anyone Said To Me 'invent A New Monster So We Can Sell More Toys', I'd Kick Them Out Of My Office.

Never Run When You're Scared. Rule 7.

There’s This Issue You’re Not Allowed To Discuss: That Women Are Needy. Men Can Go For Longer, More Happily, Without Women. That’s The Truth. We Don’t, As Little Boys, Play At Being Married - We Try To Avoid It For As Long As Possible. Meanwhile Women Are Out There Hunting For Husbands.