You Better Lava Me Now

If There’s A Heaven For Me, I’m Sure It Has A Beach Attached.

There's A Little Bit Of Fruitcake Left In Everyone Of Us.

I Was Suppose To Be A Jesuit Priest Or A Naval Academy Graduate.

I Just Want To Live Happily Ever After, Every Now And Then.

Our Children May Save Us If They Are Taught To Care Properly For The Planet; But If Not, It May Be Back To The Ice Age Or The Caves From Where We First Emerged. Then We'll Have To View The Universe Above From A Cold, Dark Place. No More Jet Skis, Nuclear Weapons, Plastic Crap, Broken Pay Phones, Drugs, Cars, Waffle Irons, Or Television. Come To Think Of It, That Might Not Be A Bad Idea.