You Bet I'm Shy. I'm

In America You Can Go On The Air And Kid The Politicians, And The Politicians Can Go On The Air And Kid The People.

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

She Got Her Looks From Her Father. He's A Plastic Surgeon.

That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget. From "at The Circus

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.