You Are A Sick, Sick

Why Is It That All Cars Are Women? Because They're Fussy And Demanding.

Adam Has Always Had . . . Heroic Tendencies.” I Touched Adam’s Arm. “he’s My Hero.” There Was Another Pause. . . “that Is The Most Romantic Thing I’ve Ever Heard You Say,” Bran Said. “be Careful, Adam, Or You’ll Turn Her Into A Real Girl.” Adam Looked At Me. “i Like Her Just The Way She Is, Bran.” And He Meant It, Greasy Overalls, Broken Fingernails, And All.

Truth Is Without Flourishes Or Manners And Runs With A Logic All Its Own.

Want To Play Some Battleship?” I Wasn’t Leaving Him Alone With That Thing In There. Chad Armed Himself With A Notebook, And We Went To War. Historically, War Has Often Been Used As A Distraction For Problems At Home.

Charles Could Care Less About Shoes - And He Suspected He Wasn't Alone Among Men In His Feelings. Shoe, No Shoe, He Didn't Care. Naked Was Good, Though Over The Past Couple Of Weeks He Was Beginning To Think That Dressed In His Clothes Was A Decent Second Best.