You Always Ought To Have

I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But It Is Terribly, Terribly Boring.

I Have Always Paid Income Tax. I Object Only When It Reaches A Stage When I Am Threatened With Having Nothing Left For My Old Age - Which Is Due To Start Next Tuesday Or Wednesday.

Just Say The Lines And Don't Trip Over The Furniture.

We Have No Reliable Guarantee That The Afterlife Will Be Any Less Exasperating Than This One, Have We?

I'm An Enormously Talented Man, And There's No Use Pretending That I'm Not.