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I Grew Up On Network Sitcoms. If Those Are Gone When I'm 65 Years Old, I Would Never Forgive Myself For Not Stepping Up To That Plate, As Often As Possible. I'm Already Bummed Out That Dvds Are Dying Off Because, In My 20s, Those Were A Huge Thing.

Everything I Do, In The Middle Of It, I Lose All Objectivity. The Business Of Comedy Is Kind Of Ridiculous In That Respect. Your Job Is To Have A Lot Of Fun In A Jar, Then Sell It. There's Something Inherently Illogical And Impossible About That, But That Being Said, This Is As Good As It Gets.

Everyone Knows That There Are More People Watching Any Given Show Than Is Being Registered By The Nielsen System.

I Wish That Television Would Stop Selling Our Hatred Of Ourselves, And Start Seducing Us With Our Love Of Ourselves.

The Public's Perception Of Your Show Is What It Is, And You Don't Get To Complain How People Perceive Your Show Or Talk About It.