Y'know, You Can't Please All

I Had A Chicken Finger That Was So Big, It Was A Chicken Hand.

It's Weird... People Say They're Not Like Apes. Now How Do You Explain Football Then?

Y'know, You Can't Please All The People All The Time... And Last Night, All Those People Were At My Show.

When We Were On Acid, We Would Go Into The Woods, Because There Was Less Chance That You Would Run Into An Authority Figure. But We Ran Into A Bear. My Friend Duane Was There, Raising His Right Hand, Swearing To Help Prevent Forest Fires. He Told Me, "mitchell, Smokey Is Way More Intense In Person!"

The Only Way I Could Get My Old Cd Into Stores Is If I Took One In And Leave It. "sir, You Forgot This." "no, I Did Not. That Is For Sale. Please Alphabetize It."