Yes, Sir. I'm A Real

Beer Is Not A Good Cocktail-party Drink, Especially In A Home Where You Don't Know Where The Bathroom Is.

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixty-eight.

I Always Said What I Thought And I Didn't Hold Anything Back.

Sometimes Even Lawyers Need Lawyers.

I Do Not Deny I Brought Most Of My Notoriety On Myself, Nor Do I Apologize For It.