Yes, I Did Bite The

My Heart Stopped Twice. They Had To Stab Me To Drain The Blood From My Lungs Because I Was Drowning In My Own Blood.

The Road To Nowhere Leads To Me.

They Said I Would Never Write This Book. Well, F**k ’em – ’cos Here It Is. All I Have To Do Now Is Remember Something... Bollocks. I Can’t Remember Anything.

If You Go Out For A Drink, You Go Out For A Drink. You Don't Think, 'i'll Have A Few Pints. I'll Piss Up This Shrine.'

I Retired Once But You've Got To Have Something To Retire To And I Don't Want To Do Anything. My Job Is Like A Well Paid Hobby, I Mean Not A Hobby But I'm Not Lining Up Every Morning At The Bus Queue To Go To Work. I'm Very Lucky.