Years Ago We Would Have

We All Operate In Two Contrasting Modes, Which Might Be Called Open And Closed. The Open Mode Is More Relaxed, More Receptive, More Exploratory, More Democratic, More Playful And More Humorous. The Closed Mode Is The Tighter, More Rigid, More Hierarchical, More Tunnel-visioned. Most People, Unfortunately Spend Most Of Their Time In The Closed Mode.

That's A Lovely Experience When You Make An Audience Laugh. Then The Nerves Go Away For A Bit. And Sometimes You Do Things Then That You've Never Done Before That Are Really Funny.

If God Did Not Intend For Us To Eat Animals, Then Why Did He Make Them Out Of Meat?

I Would Like To Do My Own Eulogy, And Then Shoot Myself And Then Get In The Coffin.

My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels.