Writing Is Not Some Quiet,

I Was Horny, But I Was Innocent 'cause I Was A Real-late Bloomer And Not Particularly Attractive. In Fact, Homely.

I Think Masturbating Is A Really Important Function In Art. People Don't Like To Hear That Kind Of Stuff, But It's True.

Deep In My Heart How The Presence Of You Shines, In A Light To Last A Whole Life Through.

You Can't Make A Mistake When You Improvise.

The Only Way I Can Lose My Mind In Bed Is To Destroy Myself In A Fantasy.