Writing Is A Subtle Art

Goodness Is Weakness, Pleasantness Is Poisonous, Serenity Is Mediocrity And Kindness Is For Losers. The Best Reason For Committing Loathsome And Detestable Acts – And Let’s Face It, I Am Considered Something Of An Expert In This Field – Is Purely For Their Own Sake. Monetary Gain Is All Very Well, But It Dilutes The Taste Of Wickedness To A Lower Level That Is Obtainable By Almost Anyone With An Overdeveloped Sense Of Avarice. True And Baseless Evil Is As Rare As The Purest Good.

Don't Move," Said Sprockett."mimes Don't Generally Attack Unless They Are Threatened.

I Would So Hate To Be A First-person Character! Always On Your Guard, Always Having People Read Your Thoughts!

Journeys Up The Metaphoric River Are Hugely Enjoyable And Highly Recommended. Since Every Genre Is Nourished By Its Heady Waters, A Paddle Steamer Can Take Even The Most Walk-shy Tourists To Their Chosen Destination. As A Bonus, There Is Traditionally At Least One Murder On Board Each Trip--a "consideration" To The Head Steward Will Ensure That It Is Not You.

What Is There To Forgive?. . .ignore Forgive And Concentrate On Living. Life For You Is Short; Far Too Short To Allow Small Jealousies To Infringe On The Happiness Which Can Be Yours Only For The Briefest Of Times.