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Your Friend Is Intellectually Honourable," Jimmy's Mother Would Say. "he Doesn't Lie To Himself.

Nature Is To Zoos As God Is To Churches.

How Furious She Must Be, Now That She's Been Taken At Her Word.

All Observations Of Life Are Harsh, Because Life Is. I Lament That Fact, But I Cannot Change It.

What A Moron I Was To Think You Were Sweet And Innocent, When It Turns Out You Were Actually College-educated The Whole Time!