Would The Boy You Were

As The Farmer Said, "i'm Not Greedy, All I Want Is The Land Next To Mine.

Middle Age Is When Work Is A Lot Less Fun And Fun Is A Lot More Work.

A Bureaucrat's Idea Of Cleaning Up His Files Is To Make A Copy Of Every Paper Before He Destroys It.

. . . If You Can Tell The Difference Between Good Advice And Bad Advice, You Don't Need Advice.

America Is A Country That Doesn't Know Where It Is Going But Is Determined To Set A Speed Record Getting There.