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The Vast Majority Of People Who Have Guns Never Hurt Anybody.

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I've Voted Libertarian As Long As I Can Remember, But I Don't Really Remember Much Before The Clintons And The Bushes. Those Clans Made A Lot Of Us Bugnutty.