Working At The Magic Shop

I Don't Think Anyone Is Ever Writing So That You Can Throw It Away. You're Always Writing It To Be Something. Later, You Decide Whether It'll Ever See The Light Of Day. But At The Moment Of Its Writing, It's Always Meant To Be Something. So, To Me, There's No Practicing; There's Only Editing And Publishing Or Not Publishing.

When I First Started Doing My Comedy Act, I Just Desperately Needed Material. So I Took Literally Everything I Knew How To Do On Stage With Me, Which Was Juggling, Magic And Banjo And My Little Comedy Routines. I Always Felt The Audience Sorta Tolerated The Serious Musical Parts While I Was Doing My Comedy.

College Totally Changed My Life. It Changed What I Believe And What I Think About Everything. I Majored In Philosophy.

I Think I Did Pretty Well, Considering I Started Out With Nothing But A Bunch Of Blank Paper.

I Never Touched A Gun In My Life. That And That Alone Forever Doomed Me To Middle Management.