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Vice Goes Along Way Towards Making Life Bearable. A Little Vice Now And Then Is Relished By The Best Of Men.

Many A Man That Could Rule A Hundherd Millyon Sthrangers With An Ir'n Hand Is Careful To Take Off His Shoes In The Front Hallway Whin He Comes Home Late At Night.

A Fanatic Is A Man That Does What He Thinks The Lord Would Do If He Knew The Facts Of The Case.

Meditation Is A Gift Confined To Unknown Philosophers And Cows. Others Don't Begin To Think Till They Begin To Talk Or Write.

Vice Is A Creature Of Such Hideous Mien... That The More You See It The Better You Like It