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Many A Man That Couldn't Direct Ye To Th' Drug Store On Th' Corner When He Was Thirty Will Get A Respectful Hearin' When Age Has Further Impaired His Mind.

The World Is Not Growing Worse And It Is Not Growing Better - It Is Just Turning Around As Usual.

The American Nation In The Sixth Ward Is A Fine People; They Love The Eagle - On The Back Of A Dollar.

If A Man Is Wise, He Gets Rich An' If He Gets Rich, He Gets Foolish, Or His Wife Does. That's What Keeps The Money Movin' Around.

I Care Not Who Makes Th' Laws Iv A Nation, If I Can Get Out An Injunction.