Work Is Much More Fun

You Always Ought To Have Tom Cats Arranged, You Know - It Makes 'em More Companionable.

Madame Bovary Is The Sexiest Book Imaginable. The Woman's Virtually A Nyphomaniac But You Won't Find A Vulgar Word In The Entire Thing.

I'll Go Through Life Either First Class Or Third, But Never In Second.

Sunburn Is Very Becoming - But Only When It Is Even - One Must Be Careful Not To Look Like A Mixed Grill.

A Perfect Martini Should Be Made By Filling A Glass With Gin Then Waving It In The General Direction Of Italy.