Women Shouldn't Iron, Ever. It's

Women Shouldn't Iron, Ever. It's Our Wrinkles That Make Us Interesting.

I Am An Open Book, Literally. I Don't Mind If People Know Way Too Much About Me.

Bad Things Are Like Waves. They're Going To Happen To You, And There's Nothing You Can Do About It. They're Part Of Life, Like Waves Are A Part Of The Ocean. If You're Standing On The Shoreline, You Don't Know When The Waves Are Coming. But They'll Come. You Gotta Make Sure You Get Back To The Surface, After Every Wave. That's All.

There Was No Known Cure For A Catholic Education.

Any Middle-aged Woman Knows That Our Feet Are Not For The Faint Of Heart, Especially In Midwinter. I Wear Clogs, So It's Actually Like My Feet Are Wooden Now.