Women Have Become So Obsessed

President Bush Was Once Asked Which Presidential Speech He Admired Most. He Replied That It Was The One Teddy Roosevelt Had In His Pocket That Had Helped Cushion The Blow Of A Would-be Assassin's Bullet.

Are Women Necessary? Not With Ava Around

The Insane Have Achieved Political Respectability While The Sane Act Too Good For It All. The Irrational Celebrate While The Rational Act Bored And Above-it-all.

If Wit Is The Most Sophisticated Form Of Humor, Pranks Are The Most Juvenile.

Military Guys Are Rarely As Smart As They Think They Are, And They've Never Gotten Over The Fact That Civilians Run The Military.