Wives Live Longer Than Husbands

After A Disappointing Summer, Humpty Dumpty Has A Great Fall.

For As Long As I Can Remember, I've Had Memories.

I Think The Challenge Is Going Out In Front Of A Paying Audience With Absolutely Nothing And Trying To Entertain Them For Two Hours. Thankfully, I Only Think About That Right Before We Go On, And Then Once We're Out There, Everything's Fine.

Well, It Seems All The Fish In The Rivers Are Dying. Could This Be An Act Of Cod?

I Was A Bookworm. Every Week I'd Go To The Library And Get Seven Books. Remember Libraries? I Wonder If People Still Go. And I Learned About Everything From The Library. I Came From A Scottish Family. Old School.