Without Hurting Anybody, We All

It's Okay To Be Confused. Confusion Is The Route To All The Clarity In The World.

I Learnt Very Early In Life That Whenever There Is A Choice Between Peace Of Mind And Piece Of Ass, Go For The Former.

So I Am Hoping My Second Outing To Your Wonderful University Turns Out Differently, Because It Would Be Highly Embarrassing If I Said, “good Evening Yaleites” Or “yalers”, Or Whatever You Guys Are Called, And Got Stuck At Yaaaaa…. That Wouldn’t Make For Much Of A Speech.

Even Though I Am Fantastic Looking, I Am Still Quite Intelligent.

I Don’t Make My Kids Say I’m Their Favorite Star.