With The Newspaper Strike On,

There May Be A Heaven, But If Joan Crawford Is There, I'm Not Going.

Once The Love Bug Wears Off, As It Inevitably Does, You Are Shocked To Discover That You Really Didn't Know The Object Of Your Affections At All. We Know This To Be So, Even As We Repeat The Same Mistake Over And Over And Over.

You Should Know Me Well Enough By Now To Know I Don't Ask For Things I Don't Think I Can Get.

There Comes A Time In Every Woman's Life When The Only Thing That Helps Is A Glass Of Champagne.

I Have Always Felt Proud Of My Oscars And My Numerous Nominations. This Pride Is Due To The Fact It Was The Result Of Voters From The Members Of My Own Profession. This, Of Course, Is A Great Compliment For One's Work. I Hope Each Winner Of An Oscar Is As Thrilled As I Was When I Received Mine.