With Men, As With Women,

Women Gather Together To Wear Silly Hats, Eat Dainty Food, And Forget How Unresponsive Their Husbands Are. Men Gather To Talk Sports, Eat Heavy Food, And Forget How Demanding Their Wives Are. Only Where Children Gather Is There Any Real Chance Of Fun.

The Neurotic Always Wishes People Would Let Him Alone - Until They Do.

We Work For Praise, And Dawdle Once We Have It.

We Come Late, If At All, To Wine And Philosophy: Whiskey And Action Are Easier.

In The Arithmetic Of Love, One Plus One Equals Everything, And Two Minus One Equals Nothing.