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One Day While Lloyd George Was Making A Political Speech Before A Big Crowd, A Heckler Yelled, "wait A Minute, Mr. George. Isn't It True Your Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware Around Here In An Oxcart Hauled By A Donkey?" Lloyd George Replied, "i Digress Just A Moment And Thank The Gentlemen For Calling That To My Attention. It Is True, My Dear Old Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware With An Old Cart And A Donkey. As A Matter Of Fact, After This Meeting Is Over, If My Friend Will Come With Me, I Will Show Him That Old Cart, But I Never Knew Until This Minute What Became Of The Ass."

I Am The Last Man In The World To Say That The Succor Which Is Given Us From America Is Not In Itself Something To Rejoice At Greatly. But I Also Say That I Can See More In The Knowledge That America Is Going To Win A Right To Be At The Conference Table When The Terms Of Peace Are Discussed. . . . It Would Have Been A Tragedy For Mankind If America Had Not Been There, And There With All Her Influence And Power.

It Is Always Too Late, Or Too Little, Or Both. And That Is The Road To Disaster.

The League Of Nations Is The Greatest Humbug In History. They Cannot Even Protect A Little Nation Like Armenia. They Do Nothing But Pass Useless Resolutions.

Once Blood Is Shed In A National Quarrel Reason And Right Are Swept Aside By The Rage Of Angry Men.