With Each Passing Year, One

We Can Never Understand Other People's Motives, Nor Their Furniture.

If Your Husband Expects You To Laugh, Do So; If He Expects You To Cry, Don't; If You Don't Know What He Expects, What Are You Doing Married?

Philosophy Teaches A Man That He Can't Take It With Him; Taxes Teach Him He Can't Leave It Behind Either.

The Poor Have The Same Basic Pleasures As The Rich, And The Rich Will Always Resent It.

The Next Voice You Hear Will Undoubtedly Be Your Own.