With Age, Comfort Becomes More

To Be A Social Success, Do Not Act Pathetic, Arrogant, Or Bored. Do Not Discuss Your Unhappy Childhood, Your Visit To The Dentist,the Shortcomings Of Your Cleaning Woman, The State Of Your Bowels, Or Your Spouse's Bad Habits. You Will Be Thought A Paragon (or Perhaps A Monster) Of Good Behavior.

My Neglected Duties Crowd Around Me In My Dreams, Murmuring.

The Aphorism Wants To Be At The Same Time Both Main Line And Off Beat.

Good Books Do Not Make People Wiser Or Happier--only More Conscious.

Revenge Is Sweet But Not Nourishing.