Wit Is Often Its Own

How Success Changes The Opinion Of Men!

Surely It Is Much More Generous To Forgive And Remember, Than To Forgive And Forget.

Obtain Power, Then, By All Means; Power Is The Law Of Man; Make It Yours.

The Bore Is Good For Promoting Sleep; But Though He Causeth Sleep In Others, It Is Uncertain Whether He Ever Sleeps Himself; As Few Can Keep Awake In His Company Long Enough To See. It Is Supposed That When He Sleeps It Is With His Mouth Open.

In Marrying, A Man Does Not, To Be Sure, Marry His Wife's Mother; And Yet A Prudent Man, When He Begins To Think Of The Daughter, Would Look Sharp At The Mother; Ay, And Back To The Grandmother Too, And Along The Whole Female Line Of Ancestry.