Wit Is As Infinite As

The Necessity Of Knowing A Little About A Great Many Things Is The Most Grievous Burden Of Our Day. It Deprives Us Of Leisure On The One Hand, And Of Scholarship On The Other.

It Is Bad Enough To Be Bad, But To Be Bad In Bad Taste Is Unpardonable.

Fair Play Is Less Characteristic Of Groups Than Of Individuals.

Erudition, Like A Bloodhound, Is A Charming Thing When Held Firmly In Leash, But It Is Not So Attractive When Turned Loose Upon A Defenseless And Unerudite Public.

We Are Tethered To Our Kind, And May As Well Join Hands In The Struggle.