Wit Can Be Beautiful, Because

Well, Isn't It Splendid & Rather Toffee?

You Can't Reason Yourself Back Into Cheerfulness Any More Than You Can Reason Yourself Into An Extra Six Inches In Height.

I've Always Been Aware Of My Sexuality, But I Never Quite Knew What It Meant.

I Get An Urge, Like A Pregnant Elephant, To Go Away And Give Birth To A Book.

Somehow, As A Writer, You Tend To Use Words To Paper Over Structural Cracks.