Wisdom Isn't An Old Guy

Learn To Feel Sorry For Music Because, Although It Is The International Language, It Has No Swear Words.

Why Are There No Windows In The Toilets On Aeroplanes? To Protect You From The Most Dedicated Perverts On The Planet, Hanging Off The Wing To Get A Peep?

It Seems To Me That Islam And Christianity And Judaism All Have The Same God, And He's Telling Them All Different Things.

Who Discovered We Could Get Milk From Cows, And What Did He Think He Was Doing At The Time?

I Think The Longer Britain Is In Europe The Better.