Wisdom Is Not Attained By

The Man Who Would Be Fully Employed Should Procure A Ship Or A Woman, For No Two Things Produce More Trouble.

Women Have Many Faults, But The Worst Of Them All Is That They Are Too Pleased With Themselves And Take Too Little Pains To Please The Men.

It Is Easy To Rule Over The Good.

He That's In Love, I' Faith, Even If He Is Hungry, Isn't Hungry At All.

Always Bring Money Along With Your Complaints.