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You Can't Swallow And Think About Your Tongue. If You Think About Your Tongue, You've Got A Giant Piece Of Meat In Your Mouth And That's A Terrible Feeling.

Protect Yourself From Muslim Vampires By Making Your Neck Non-halal.

If You Are A Hermaphrodite, It Is Physically Impossible To Be Gay.

Baby Carrots Are Making Me Gay.

Everybody Loves Dogs. They're The Pizza Of The Animal Kingdom.