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The Notion That Work Is A Burden Is A Terrible Mistake. Working And Facing Up To One's Responsibilities: That's Happiness.

If You Obey All The Rules You Miss All The Fun.

It Would Be A Terrific Innovation If You Could Get Your Mind To Stretch A Little Further Than The Next Wisecrack.

I Don't Believe In Marriage. It's Bloody Impractical. 'to Love, Honor, And Obey.' If It Weren't, You Wouldn't Have To Sign A Contract.

Life's What's Important. Walking, Houses, Family. Birth And Pain And Joy - And Then Death.