Why Play A Chord When

It's Easy To Be Lazy When There's Food Lying Around Backstage Or There's A Fast-food Joint A Couple Blocks Away. But If You Walk A Little Further, Ask Around A Bit, Of Course There Are Exciting Things To Discover.

Glasgow's Not A Media Center. When You're There, When You're Hanging About, You Feel Quite Detached From Musical Movements Or Fashions Or Anything Like That. You Do Feel Quite Alone, In A Good Way.

I Find American Football Quite Ridiculous Generally. I Don't Understand It. It Looks Like A Lot Of Guys Dressed Up As Spacemen Shouting At Each Other.

For Me Upward Social Mobility Is Possible Through Talent And Hard Work And Is A Glowing Endorsement Of The Benefits Of Living In A Modern Capitalist Society. It's Not So Much Evidence Of A Meritocracy, As Evidence Of Healthy Nepotism. Nepotism Is At The Core Of A Good Group Dynamic. A Good Group Dynamic Is At The Core Of Rock'n'roll.

Just Because You Can Leap Off A Drum Kit Doing A Scissors Kick While Hitting A Chord, People Expect You To Be An Extrovert Socially. But I'm Not Always Comfortable With The Idea Of Small Talk At A Party.