Why Me, Lord? Don't Answer

I Can Hear My Heart Beating. I Can Hear My Stomach Growling. I Can Hear My Teeth Grinding And My Joints Creaking. My Body's So Noisy, I Can't Sleep.

Only In Math Can You Buy Sixty Cantaloupes And No One Asks What The Hell Is Wrong With You.

Lucy: You Learn More When You Lose Charlie Brown: Well Then I Must Be The Smartest Person In World!!!

Life Is Too Short Not To Live It Up A Little!

One Of Beethoven's Favorite Dishes Was Macaroni And Cheese. The Girl I Marry Must Be Able To Make Good Macaroni And Cheese..." "how Did Beethoven Feel About Cold Cereal?