Why Is Electricity So Expensive

The Radical Right Is So Homophobic That They're Blaming Global Warming On The Aids Quilt.

You've Got Bad Eating Habits If You Use A Grocery Cart In 7-eleven.

Everybody Has To Sell Out At Some Point To Make A Living.

The Mexican People I Know Seem To Respect The Country In A Way That Many Spoiled Brats Who Were Born Here Don't. So Come On Over Folks, The More The Merrier. But Please, Sign The Guest Book On The Way In.

The Government Could Take Away All The Drugs In The World And People Would Spin Around On Their Lawns Until They Fell Down And Saw God.