Why, I'd Like Nothing Better

Do Not Bandy Words With Your Father, Nor Treat Him As A Dotard, Nor Reproach The Old Man, Who Has Cherished You, With His Age.

Evil Events From Evil Causes Spring.

Do You Dare To Accuse Wine Of Clouding The Reason? Quote Me More Marvelous Effects Than Those Of Wine. Look! When A Man Drinks, He Is Rich, Everything He Touches Succeeds, He Gains Lawsuits, Is Happy And Helps His Friends. Come, Bring Hither Quick A Flagon Of Wine, That I May Soak My Brain And Get An Ingenious Idea.

Shall I Crack Any Of Those Old Jokes, Master, At Which The Audience Never Fail To Laugh?

There Is No Honest Man! Not One, That Can Resist The Attraction Of Gold!