Why Fit In When You

Think They Work You Too Hard? Think Of Poor Ali Sard. He Has To Mow Grass In His Uncle's Backyard And Its Quick Growing Grass And It Grows As He Mows It The Faster He Mows It The Faster He Grows It. And All That His Stingy Old Uncle Will Pay For His Shoving Mower Around The Hay Is Piffulous Pay Of Two Dooklas A Day. And Ali Can't Live On Such Piffulous Pay!

For A Host, Above All, Must Be Kind To His Guests.

When You're In A Slump, You're Not In For Much Fun. Un-slumping Yourself Is Not Easily Done.

I Am Weird, You Are Weird. Everyone In This World Is Weird. One Day Two People Come Together In Mutual Weirdness And Fall In Love.

I Look At The World Through The Wrong End Of A Telescope.