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Correct Spelling, Indeed, Is One Of The Arts That Are Far More Esteemed By Schoolma’ams Than By Practical Men, Neck-deep In The Heat And Agony Of The World.

Every Failure Teaches A Man Something, To Wit, That He Will Probably Fail Again.

The Chief Contribution Of Protestantism To Human Thought Is Its Massive Proof That God Is A Bore.

The Average Man Gets His Living By Such Depressing Devices That Boredom Becomes A Sort Of Natural State To Him.

The Longest Sentence You Can Form With Two Words Is: I Do.