Why Do I Even Dare

The East Is Very Mysterious To Westerners. Even Post-cold War, It's Still An Unknown Entity.

I Quite Fancy The 1940s. I Like The Trams And The Trousers.

Everybody Is Corrupted By Hotel Rooms. You Can't Help It. It's The Only Place In The World Where You Walk In And The First Think You Do Is Steal Everything Before You Take Your Coat Off.

Go And Lie Down In The Dark... For Hours... And Don't Move. I'm Locking The Door Now

Beer Must Be Made By Food Companies. It Makes You Wander The Streets At 3 Am Looking For Things To Eat. "what's That, Is It Moving, Get It!! It's A Nun! Fry Her!! Fry Her!"