Why Did They Make Birds

Easy Writing Makes Hard Reading.

I Read My Own Books Sometimes To Cheer Me When It Is Hard To Write, And Then I Remember That It Was Always Difficult, And How Nearly Impossible It Was Sometimes.

So This Was How You Died, In Whispers That You Did Not Hear.

Shooting Gives Me A Good Feeling. It Is Faster Than Baseball And You Are Out On One Strike.

The Parody Is The Last Refuge Of The Frustrated Writer. Parodies Are What You Write When You Are Associate Editor Of The Harvard Lampoon. The Greater The Work Of Literature, The Easier The Parody. The Step Up From Writing Parodies Is Writing On The Wall Above The Urinal.