Why Can't I Say Anything

If Anyone Wants To Know The Weirdest Thing, It's Getting Your Hair Cut And Seeing It On The News. Terrorists Probably Knew About My Haircut.

All I Need In A Relationship Is Somebody To Watch Tv With Me.

There Is My Favorite Quote That I Ever Heard From Her [lori Petty],... 'things Can Happen To You, But They Don't Have To Happen To Your Soul.'

"our First Conversation Was On The Phone. I Was In The Bathtub, And I Had To Tell Him That I Was In The Bathtub Because I Was Afraid He Would Think I Was, Like, Playing In The Toilet When He Heard Water Swishing Around. [...] Then We Had Breakfast In Santa Monica, And I Spit Egg Inside Of His Mouth When I Was Talking.

I'm Going To Do My Thing And If You React A Certain Way - With Pity Or With Anger - That's Up To You.