Why Are People Born? Why

I Rarely End Up Where I Was Intending To Go, But Often I End Up Somewhere I Needed To Be.

He Stood Up Straight And Looked The World Squarely In The Fields And Hills. To Add Weight To His Words He Stuck The Rabbit Bone In His Hair. He Spread His Arm Out Wide. "i Will Go Mad!" He Annouced.

There Was A Point To This Story, But It Has Temporarily Escaped The Chronicler's Mind.

...and The Renewed Shock Had Nearly Made Him Spill His Drink. He Drained It Quickly Before Anything Serious Happened To It. He Then Had Another Quick One To Follow The First One Down And Check That It Was All Right.

You Can't Dodge Your Responsibilities By Saying They Don't Exist!