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If You Retain Nothing Else, Always Remember The Most Important Rule Of Beauty. “who Cares?”

[television] Is A Great Medium For Writers, Because There's Just No Time For A Studio To Interfere Very Long. You Write It, You Shoot It; It's On Tv.

When Choosing Sexual Partners, Remember: Talent Is Not Sexually Transmittable.

You Have To Remember That Actors Are Human Beings. Which Is Hard Sometimes Because They Look So Much Better Than Human Beings.

I Had A Gentleman In College Tell Me, During A Date, That I Could Be Really Pretty If I Lost Some Weight. On A Date!