Who Ne'er Knew Salt, Or

't Is Fortune Gives Us Birth, But Jove Alone Endues The Soul With Worth.

Base Wealth Preferring To Eternal Praise.

I Didn't Lie! I Just Created Fiction With My Mouth!

We Cannot All Hope To Combine The Pleasing Qualities Of Good Looks, Brains, And Eloquence.

Even His Griefs Are A Joy Long After To One That Remembers All That He Wrought And Endured.